Optional random key of the week: B minor Chords: Bm, C#dim, Daug, Em, F#, F#7, G, A#dim Start: July 22, 2024 Due: July 28,…
Blackened Camus
Optional random key of the week: Cb Major (Laughing … yes it’s a real key) (But it’s really the key of B.) Chords: Cb, Dbm,…
Trash Panda Opus
Why? Just why? Optional random key of the week: C# minor Chords: C#m D#dim Eaug F#m G# G#7 A B#dim Start: July 8, 2024 Due: July 14, 2024…
Hearse Backroom / Grave Latency
In this episode you’ll take a lovely limousine ride (in the back seat) to a hole in the ground. I hope you’ve been making the…
Aha! Spice Tale!
AHA! SPICE TALE! Optional random key of the week: B♭ major Chords: B♭ Cm Dm E♭ F F7 Gm Adim Start: June 24, 2024 Due: June 30, 2024…
Smooch Nanobot
SMOOCH NANOBOT Optional random key of the week: D Minor Chords: Dm Edim Faug Gm A A7 Bb C#dim Start: June 17, 2024 Due: June…
Satanism Crumbs
SATANISM CRUMBS Optional random key of the week: E♭ major Chords: E♭ Fm Gm A♭ Bb Bb7 Cm Ddim Start: June 10, 2024 Due: June…
Cannibal Eggnog
CANNIBAL EGGNOG Optional random key of the week: A major Chords: A Bm C#m D E E7 F#m Start: June 3, 2024 Due: June 9,…
Dark Pickleball
Hot off the presses, and squarely in the middle of the greatest controversy of our times, I present the terrifying visage of a neighbor taking…
Paladin’s Curfew
In this epidsode, a knight in shining armor prepares for the great beyond. He’s not the bundle of joy and power we’re accustomed to seeing,…
My “Real” Composing Website
Have you been to Pencilopolis yet? Don’t go. All of my personal musical endeavors end up there, and it’s noisy, and maybe not so good,…
Dah Oddest Hypo
In this epidsode, we’re faced with the challenging dilemma of a hypodermic needle from Boston offering the mixed blessing of a fanciful trip to Cairo…
Eve’s Lautrec
In this epidsode, Eve’s reviewing her life. She’s sitting in her room looking at a painting of her done by Toulouse Lautrec in Hell. He’s…
Take Yer Stoopid Chicken
My first list of uniclues featured this little gem. Took almost a year to realize these could be funny études for guitar and so I’m…
Composing from Crosswords
My Compositions I have another website where I post music I’ve written on other subjects that might be a bit more substantial. You can find…