Take Yer Stoopid Chicken

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My first list of uniclues featured this little gem. Took almost a year to realize these could be funny ├ętudes for guitar and so I’m adding some as I have a chance. This song features the murder of a chicken and the rude thought it had a name and a terrible life.

Take Yer Stoopid Chicken:
Take yer stoopid chicken.
Here’s yer damn K.F.C.
Go gobble down yer chicken,
yer a god damn murderer.
She lived in a warehouse and she
dreamed of the free range, but they
fried her in spices.
Now you’ll gobble her down.
Those seven herbs are pure delight.
Celebrate the chicken with no name.
Her name was Henifer.