Y’all Know How

y’all know how when ya takes yer filly to the pitchur show and thems goshdern Hollywood fancy pants fakin’ out our accent ‘n’ makin’ us look all dumb? S’pose if we din’t have damn fools down ramblin’ on like we do sumtimes h’yar in ole Virginny we’d stop givin’ evidence ’bout ’em bein’ right