y’all know how

when ya takes yer filly

to the pitchur show

and thems goshdern

Hollywood fancy pants

fakin’ out our accent ‘n’

makin’ us look all dumb?

S’pose if we din’t have

damn fools down ramblin’ on

like we do sumtimes

h’yar in ole Virginny

we’d stop givin’ evidence

’bout ’em bein’ right