I started writing goofy poems on Twitter and wanted them all to be exactly 280 characters since that is the maximum number of characters allowed on that platform. It used to be 140 and it was a way better community back then. Don’t get me started! Lately, due to an ownership change at Twitter, like […]
I started writing these things on June 13, 2022. I read all the way across (or down) on a crossword puzzle and sometimes funny phrases jump out. After finding a phrase I like, I write a clue to describe the phrase. Usually I’m working toward humor, sometimes toward precision, and sometimes to the opposite of […]
Uniclues: 1 Modern artist paints with corporate doodoo. 2 Headline describing Caesarion’s mom in a bikini. 3 Rotten omelets remove a gall bladder. 4 Pool FedExed used water. 5 Vegetarian feline’s nut stash. 6 Crumple photo of singer Ross. 7 RWNJ view of reality. 8 No. 1 mystic. 9 Take your stupid chicken. 10 Drug […]
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