- Key of D
- D, Em, F#m, G, A, A7, Bm, C#dim
[D] picture our girl with muscles — she’s a flosser that
[Bm] six pack of hers is a helluvan awe-er a
[F#m] funny boy fancied himself quite the author he
[A] crack-a-crack-cracked a wise acre ga-faw-er he
[D] bent his mind like an ET in a saucer
[Bm] prolly coulda used an alias imposter
[F#m] so he grew crosser and crosser and crosser
[G] finally the girl with the beautiful abs
took the witty one and off she tossed him
[D] bim-a-bim-a bimidy bim
ouch down them stairs.
D A D
Bm G D
Bm A D
Bm F#m A E
Bm F#m A A7 D
D G A7 D
Bm G A7 D
Bm C G A A7 D