I am the lighting I am the thunder I am the one who makes the wonder It’s their last day to love It’s their last…
Impolite Violet
Optional random key of the week: A# minor (probably think about Bb minor) Chords: A#m, B#dim, C#aug, D#m, E#, E#7, F#, Gxdim Start:…
Canal Street Redemption
Optional random key of the week: D major Chords: D, Em, F#m, G, A, A7, Bm, C#dim Start: September 23, 2024 Due: September 29,…
Amoral Iambs
Optional random key of the week: G minor Chords: Gm, Adim, Bbaug, Cm, D, D7, Eb, F#dim Start: September 16, 2024 Due: September 22,…
Feeble Seance
Optional random key of the week: Eb minor Chords: Ebm, Fdim, Gbaug, Abm, Bb, Bb7, Cb, Ddim Start: September 9, 2024 Due: September 15,…
Star Pitcher’s Fake Nails
Optional random key of the week: Ab major Chords: Ab, Bbm, Dm, Db, Eb, Eb7, Fm, Gdim Start: September 2, 2024 Due: September 8,…
Camisole Enigma
Optional random key of the week: Bb major Chords: Bb, Cm, Dm, Eb, F, F7, Gm, Adim Start: August 26, 2024 Due: September 1,…
Pepsi One Asylum
Optional random key of the week: D major Chords: D, Em, F#m, G, A, A7, Bm, C#dim Start: August 19, 2024 Due: August 25,…
Matryoska Nemo
Optional random key of the week: A major Chords: A, Bm, C#m, D, E, E7, F#m, G#dim Start: August 12, 2024 Due: August…
Ecstasy Nun
Optional random key of the week: A minor Chords: Am, Bdim, Caug, Dm, E, E7, F, G#dim Start: August 5, 2024 Due: August 11,…
The Armada
Optional random key of the week: D major (phew!) Chords: D, Em, F#m, G, A, A7, Bm, C#dim Start: July 29, 2024 Due: August 4,…
If One Orc is Good, More is Better
Optional random key of the week: B minor Chords: Bm, C#dim, Daug, Em, F#, F#7, G, A#dim Start: July 22, 2024 Due: July 28,…
Blackened Camus
Optional random key of the week: Cb Major (Laughing … yes it’s a real key) (But it’s really the key of B.) Chords: Cb, Dbm,…
Trash Panda Opus
Why? Just why? Optional random key of the week: C# minor Chords: C#m D#dim Eaug F#m G# G#7 A B#dim Start: July 8, 2024 Due: July 14, 2024…
Hearse Backroom / Grave Latency
In this episode you’ll take a lovely limousine ride (in the back seat) to a hole in the ground. I hope you’ve been making the…
Aha! Spice Tale!
AHA! SPICE TALE! Optional random key of the week: B♭ major Chords: B♭ Cm Dm E♭ F F7 Gm Adim Start: June 24, 2024 Due: June 30, 2024…
Wit Tossers Abs
Key of D D, Em, F#m, G, A, A7, Bm, C#dim [D] picture our girl with muscles — she’s a flosser that [Bm] six…
Smooch Nanobot
SMOOCH NANOBOT Optional random key of the week: D Minor Chords: Dm Edim Faug Gm A A7 Bb C#dim Start: June 17, 2024 Due: June…
Satanism Crumbs
SATANISM CRUMBS Optional random key of the week: E♭ major Chords: E♭ Fm Gm A♭ Bb Bb7 Cm Ddim Start: June 10, 2024 Due: June…
Cannibal Eggnog
CANNIBAL EGGNOG Optional random key of the week: A major Chords: A Bm C#m D E E7 F#m Start: June 3, 2024 Due: June 9,…
Dark Pickleball
Hot off the presses, and squarely in the middle of the greatest controversy of our times, I present the terrifying visage of a neighbor taking…
Paladin’s Curfew
In this epidsode, a knight in shining armor prepares for the great beyond. He’s not the bundle of joy and power we’re accustomed to seeing,…
Dah Oddest Hypo
In this epidsode, we’re faced with the challenging dilemma of a hypodermic needle from Boston offering the mixed blessing of a fanciful trip to Cairo…
Eve’s Lautrec
In this epidsode, Eve’s reviewing her life. She’s sitting in her room looking at a painting of her done by Toulouse Lautrec in Hell. He’s…
Take Yer Stoopid Chicken
My first list of uniclues featured this little gem. Took almost a year to realize these could be funny études for guitar and so I’m…
Composing from Crosswords
Uniclues for Guitar On this site, I post jingles I write on guitar based on goofy phrases I find in the New York Times crossword…